The House of Payne

Pretty scary title page, huh? . . . and check out that crazy graphic!

What kind of weird web site is this?

It's only as weird as the author of this site.

Delve deeper if you dare
. . . (that's alliteration!)

Or, as Beatrice said to Dante, "Come right this way, sir, and keep your hands in the car at all times."

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Mr. Payne as "Rambo" - the project
of an enterprising former student
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